Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, July 23, 2006

a guy who buys bikini

I had a story to tell.It seems to me that I have some kind of luck to run into weird guys.
And the story I'm about to tell you is my latest "discovery".
It all started in a fine day.....
where me and my uni mate when to the mall.
we planned to meet up one of her high schoolmate,
so...
this guy turn up and my friend go through the normal process
of introducing your friend to the other friend thing thingy.
Trust me it all started well with him asking us for
our feminine taste for a birthday gift.
And the birthday gift turns out to be a new set of bikinis...
shocked is the word of the moment...
my my spechless right?
ok maybe you don't see so much fuss over a new set of bikinis as a bday gift
The spotlight is this guy hasn't met the recipient of gift before
and he is buying her a set of new bikinis....
with a bra size of 38D.
WoW!!It must be quite heavy...
Why on earth would A guy buy a bikini as a bday gift for a friend that you haven't met before?
Ok..all the alpha males here...
would you buy a set of bikinis for a stranger?
all right, on with the story.
And so we went into countless shops to look around for the "perfect size"
mind you it is hard to find the right size for a person with that body
Killer.
HE insist on brand names as well,
what the reason behind it? I don't want to know.
Wondering.....he must be really desperate.
Plus he keep on insisting that he is a poor chap...
well, if you are not rich you wouldn't spend a fortune on a stranger that you met over the internet.
and with the poor man part it kinda remind of the other weird guy I met last time.
Finally, we found the prefect 1
and the "cute" part is he finally felt there is something wrong in buying a bikini for a girl.
You all should have look at every shopper that went into that shop.
It's a sight to behold.
Just imagine a guy staring a ton's of bikinis in a shop full of women intimate apparels
all I can say about him is that he one weird and "brave" guy.

Monday, June 05, 2006

it is all about jokes this week..

A Tale of Two Cows

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at 0.06 per lit. Then midway you raised the price to 0.60 or you cut supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want 1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows. Your two cows retire together with the PM.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION. You have two cows: One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu". Both are owned by a government linked corporation.

from http://www.talkingcock.com/html/jokexec.php?op=JokeView&lexicon=jokes&jcat=Weird%20Singapore

The Da vinci code....

hey guys, one of my friend found a very interesting site about da vinci code...
go and have a look...

http://www.syfc.org.sg/events/dvc/cinema.html

hahaha...enjoy.